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Taskmaster Season 14 Episode 01 Description Task Description Dara Ó Briain Fern Brady John Kearns Munya Chawawa Sarah Millican Episode 1: The chassis, the wings. 1 Prize: Most jaw-dropping item. 4 5 1 2 4 2 What 10 films are you in? 1 3 2 5 4 3 Land loo roll in the loo. You must stay […]

Taskmaster Season 14 Episode 10 Description Did I meet these potatoes before? 1 Prize: The thing of yours that the Taskmaster would most like to own. 2 1 3 1 1 2a Order three things for your final task. You may spend up to £50. 0 0 0 0 0 3 Eat the grape. You must […]

Taskmaster Season 14 Episode 09 Description A new business end 1 Prize: Most underestimated item. 3 3 2 1 3 2 Snort, then blow a raspberry, then whistle, then repeat that sequence for one minute. 3 2 2 5 4 3 Write a one-minute one-person play. 4 5 5 1 5 Stage and perform this one-minute […]

Taskmaster Season 14 Episode 08 Description The one that bats do 1 Prize: Best fancy dress. 3 5 1 3 2 2 Team: Come up with a secret language that doesn’t use words. 0 0 0 5 5 Secretly give this instruction to your teammate. You may not say or write any of the words in the […]

Taskmaster Season 14 Episode 07 Description The system of endless plates 1 Prize: The thing you would most like to have with you on a car journey. 3 4 2 1 5 2 Choose a room and a weapon, then wait further instructions. 4 0 5 0 0 Pop 99 red balloons. You must use your […]

Taskmaster Season 14 Episode 06 Description Long-legged lobster 1 Prize: Best thing you’ve ever received in the post. 2 1 3 4 5 2 Within 30 seconds of opening this task, you must pick up both milk bottles and hold them directly above the microwaves. The clock stops when a milk bottle, hand or arm touches […]

Taskmaster Season 14 Episode 05 Description Chip Biffington 1 Prize: Most useless thing that you’ve bought that costs over £20. 4 3 5 3 2 2 Get the most pleasure from all of these rubber chutes. 2 5 3 4 4 3 Team: Perform the best routine to this musical backing. 5 5 5 4 4 4 […]

Taskmaster Season 14 Episode 04 Description Crumbs in my bralette 1 Prize: Greatest addition to a garden. 4 1 3 2 5 2 Turn on the bubble machine. You may not step off or move the doormat. 4 3 2 1 5 3 Get this tarpaulin completely in one of the containers. You have a maximum […]

Taskmaster Season 14 Episode 03 Description Dafty in the middle. 1 Prize: Thing that you most want on a Sunday morning. 4 3 5 1 2 2 Team: Place half your hands on half your hips and leave them there until the second part of the task is over. Also, the hands that are on hips must […]

Taskmaster Season 14 Episode 02 Description Munya Chawawa falls in a bath, Sarah Millican searches for a door, and Alex Horne is as happy as a sandboy when he gets to supervise tasks involving admin, ducks and messy flour! Enormous hugeness 1 Prize: Best thing you nearly keep throwing away but can’t quite bring yourself to. […]